I Hope You Laugh

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

(via balancedcreator)

angergirl:

THE WORST KEPT SECRET

angergirl:

THE WORST KEPT SECRET

(via solluxcraptor)

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

(via what-a-ghastly-gengar)

“I could be drawing right now”
— me every single minute of the day 24/7 (via yuunachi)

(Source: yuunachi, via qworu-kun)

weenie-kun:

one of those… bike dudes….also transparent….

weenie-kun:

one of those… bike dudes….
also transparent….

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

(via astronbot)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox, via weenie-kun)

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: it is because I am a failure

me: everything I touch dies

murdercityboulevard:

catsfurever:

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

(Source: catsfurever, via balancedcreator)

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

(via spiderneko)

buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: importantbirds, via what-a-ghastly-gengar)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via yonnijuu)