I Hope You Laugh

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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aoba-sann:

LAST TIME I POST THIS I SWEAR I WENT THROUGH A MILD SCARE AND GOT WORRIED MY BLOG WOULD BE DELETED OVER SOMETHING SO SMALL. NEW RULES, MAKE SURE IF YOU SEE THE OLD ONE DO NOT REBLOG! PLEASE AND THANK YOU

DmmD Plushie Giveaway!

So for all of you who don’t already hate me for posting this three times now I GOT A NEW ONE! YAY, basically the same thing just ran a tad different

(I’m switching up the prizes I do apologize!)

WHAT YOU WILL WIN:

  • 1st Place: TWO Dmmd plushies as to ever fits your fancy!
  • 2nd place: ONE Dmmd Plushie as to who ever fits your fancy!

All plushies are available! Each ranging from 70-100 dollars! Each directly made from Nitroplus Chiral, you’re getting the real deal here man!
You can see what the plushies look like HERE

RULES:

  • YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME
  • I WILL ONLY SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES
  • one reblog is one entry/one like is one entry NO MORE THAN THAT!
  • Must be willing to give me your address!
  • Must have messages open
  • do not reply in 24 hours I will pick a new winner|
  • no giveaway blogs
  • Winners will be chosen with a random generator!

THATS IT YOU GUYS I’m REALLY sorry about this! My old post WILL NOT COUNT, Make sure to STOP REBLOGGING IT for it is impossible for me to delete all traces of it!

END DATE WILL BE October 31st. Good luck and again, I DO APOLOGIZE for the nonsense

Any questions Ask me here!

(via koujakuandthediamonds)

mallius:

OKAY so i was giving kings prints away but i saved one last copy of each for a super quick giveaway!
i am still so grateful for all the kind comments & support i’ve received from rt fans over the past year, so here’s your last chance at getting these assortment of posters, incl. the last 3 which were meant for barbara & lindsay only !! ★★★
one reblog, one like only, international is a-okay, must follow me (i dont.. know why you would enter otherwise if you dont like my art @@), ends on sept 12! THANK YOU EVERYONE, ONCE AGAIN 💕💕

mallius:

OKAY so i was giving kings prints away but i saved one last copy of each for a super quick giveaway!

i am still so grateful for all the kind comments & support i’ve received from rt fans over the past year, so here’s your last chance at getting these assortment of posters, incl. the last 3 which were meant for barbara & lindsay only !! ★★★

one reblog, one like only, international is a-okay, must follow me (i dont.. know why you would enter otherwise if you dont like my art @@), ends on sept 12! THANK YOU EVERYONE, ONCE AGAIN 💕💕

acxadental:

jaybarou:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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IT GOT BETTER THAN IT ALREADY WAS

acxadental:

jaybarou:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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IT GOT BETTER THAN IT ALREADY WAS

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via weenie-kun)

ghoularmin:

enerjaeger:

enerjaeger:

one time in an interview Zac Efron said that he loved death note and idk if he was just saying that bc the interviewer mentioned it or what but the point is Zac Efron may be a closet weeb

also this

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does this look like a coincidence to  you?

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f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Truth is Beauty by Marco Cochrane

One of the most eye-catching artworks at this year’s Burning Man festival was a 55-feet tall sculpture of a woman in a beautifully elegant pose. Truth is Beauty is the second of three sculptures in a series called The Bliss Project by artist Marco Cochrane. Constructed of welded steel rods and balls and covered in stainless steel mesh skin, the massive sculpture had interactive lighting effects that made it constantly change.

(via viria)

sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

(via moonjade65)

“could be gayer”
— a review (via heyitspj)

(Source: ostolero, via yonnijuu)

lightningstrikes-art:

My life has been taken over by sports anime ; A; Here’s a giveaway of leftover con stuff! 

Winner will receive:

  • Seirin Team, Teiko Miracles, Kagami & MuraHimu A3 prints
  • Kise Ryouta A4 print
  • KageHina A3 print
  • KuroKen, Hinata, Kageyama & Nishinoya A4 prints
  • Free! Style Five A4 print
  • Kise and Kagami postcards
  • Free! Style Five, Half-naked Free! & Haikyuu!! bookmark sets
  • Kuroko no Basuke, Splash Free! & Haikyuu!! badge sets

Runner up:

  • x1 Bookmark set of your choice
  • x1 Badge set of your choice

Rules:

  • No need to follow me
  • No reblog limit but be mindful of your followers!
  • Likes don’t count as an entry but you can use it as a bookmark.
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS
  • International shipping is fine!
  • Please have your ask open and you’re comfortable with giving me your email and address
  • Winners will be picked by a random generator
  • You have 24hrs to get back to me before I select another winner
  • Giveaway ends 14th September (my birthday~) at 11:59PM GMT +10

Feel free to message me if you have any questions. Good luck~

Anime shouldn’t get me this emotional what the heck

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

(via attack-on-levi)

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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